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There are chicks you can bring home to mama. And then, there are girls you sneak in through the back door and bang out all day and night. Luckily, our boy Juan Largo was able to land both.

Elizabeth James is not a nice girl. She is not the girl-next-door. She isn't cute or sweet or the girl you want to take home to the folks.

Down here in Miami, the Cubans have a phrase: Culo Grande. It means "big ass." Gentlemen, Samantha Bell definitely has a culo grande. In this scene, Samantha wants to play with some balls.

"Most men are scared to make the first move," Melody said when we asked her how often men try to pick her up. "I think I may intimidate them. I don't know why.

"I'm ready to get a little dirty and nasty today," Megan Reece says as her latest scene opens. "I'm always down to get dirty, though." That's music to our ears and excitement to our cocks. Megan is petite and has the type of fit and tight body we love to play with.

Nikki Delano describes herself as a fitness freak. That's fine with us. We like every type of freak.

"So what are you going to do to me?" Virgo Peridot asks as our scene opens. Oh, you can't ask guys like us questions like that. There's a laundry list of dirty things we want to do to girls who look like this.

Star Armani is the type of woman who likes to keep her options open. This thick-assed chick likes to keep everyone on their toes. Including her sexual partners.

"What's going on, papi?" Carmen De Luz asks as she saunters over to Rocky. "How about a private dance for you?" Ah, that's music to our ears. Even in South Florida, which is home to some of the world's best strip clubs, you'd be lucky to get a lap dance from a dime piece like Carmen.

We're going to have to take a trip to the West Coast soon, because if all the chicks over there are workin' it like Janea, we'll gladly take a stay-cation on every 'donk we can find. Heck, if they're like Janea, we may never leave because the only nickname suitable for a chick this bad is "Thick-ems," and we wouldn't be satisfied until every one of those bangin' bitches was covered in sticky cum. Janea is an Oakland chick whose ass and pussy are built to take dick.

"I'm making a booty call," Leenuh Kai says as her scene opens. "I'm finding someone to come over and play with my ass." We don't think Leenuh will have to wait very long to find volunteers. Heck, there are a few guys in our office who wouldn't mind playing with those milky-white ass cheeks.