Put It In The Hole!

40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?

Persia: I never played on the LPGA tour. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of amateur golf. I've won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I never went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the U.S. Amateur qualifier. I feel I'm good enough to be a pro. I'm a five-handicap.

40Something: Have you ever thought about teaching golf?

Persia: Yeah. I give topless golf tips! And I'm making a nude golf video. I'm combining my two passions, golf and sex. I think it'll make a gazillion dollars, and it's something nobody else can really do, because here's the problem: If someone on the tour, like Cristie Kerr, really wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It's such a conservative game, and it would just destroy someone. It's really unfair. For example, I'm going to fuck Seth on the set today. He's a Marine, and he really wants to volunteer and go fly, and now that he's… Read More »