"When I was younger, I didn't want to know what my parents thought, so I just moved overseas and started stripping," 61-year-old divorcee, mother and grandmother Mia Magnusson said. "My 30s were great. I was a dancer then, but I still think if I looked at what I'm doing now, I'd say, 'Oh my god!'" As in, "Oh my god, I can't believe I'm sucking cock and fucking on-camera for all the world to see." As in, "This man is half my age, and I'm going to have my way with his big, black cock, and everyone is going to watch me." That's right, Mia.